Uh, remember what I said about never writing Y Tu Mama Tambien fic? Well, I just did. Spontaneously. While talking to Cathy on MSN (without her knowing) tonight, no less.

FOR CATHY.

( [Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN] beached out : horrible reference to Naruto beach AUs; coincidentally, horrible abuse of beaches and oceans in general. Tenoch POV, gen. roughly 700 words. )